Further Confirmation of Al's Law
Just in case there was ever any doubt of the Bizarro-world that is my life, here is further proof.
While attempting to become more active at church, I obediently posed today for my entree listing on the ward "menu" (otherwise known as the ward directory). After taking down my name, number, hobbies, ingredients, etc, the two gentlemen organizing this information listed my picture on their spreadsheet as number 3666. Apparently, that was the actual number of my photograph on this guy's digital camera.
Now, this is either confirmation that I'm going straight to hell and taking everyone and everything I can down with me in a spinning vortex of evil........or.........it's the seven-millionth entry to evidence that I attract all levels of weirdness, inconvenience, and unusual activity.
I'm so used to these occurrences that I swear I'm dang near unshockable at this point. They should name Murphy's law after me... I'm going to start a petition.
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