Lake KitchenFloor

Some things are never good. For example, it's never good when you hear ripping sounds coming from anything attached to you. It's never good to follow directions when you hear the phrase, "Heads up!" I wouldn't advise eating anything you don't recognize or that smells highly suspect. And you never, ever want to call me during Prison Break. Never good...

I started thinking about this a few hours ago, when I was the victim of a "never-good" situation. While standing at my kitchen sink, fighting the need to engage in the most vile activity of doing dishes, I began to feel warm liquid swirling around my bare feet. Lesson #437: Sudden swirling of warm liquid is never good. This means either someone is peeing on you, you have sprung a leak yourself, or you are now subject to something (or someone) else springing a leak. Anyway, it turns out that the pipes beneath my sink separated and water was just flowing from the faucet to the bottom of my cabinets.

I'm adding "Mopping up the lake otherwise known as my kitchen floor" to my list of decidedly un-fun activities...although at least it wasn't toilet water.