If You Really Knew Me

I saw something on TV where people were asked to finish the sentence "If you really knew me, you would know...." As it's been awhile since my last post, and for a lack of "al-style craziness" lately, I decided to post some endings to this sentence. If you really knew me, you would know...

...that I am truthful, benevolent, and well-intentioned...

...except when I'm feeling a little devilish ;-)

...that I screen my calls during "Prison Break", NBA playoff games, American Idol, and Oprah.

...that I am incapable of restraining myself and my Visa if there are pearls or purses nearby.

...that I can kick your A...I took krav maga last year.

...that I am a master at looking like I know what I'm doing!

...that I am the baby of the family...and everything that entails.

...that the best way to motivate me is to tick me off.

...that I cry during "Extreme Home Makeover". (Doesn't everybody?)

...that I am a true optimist...despite my tendencies to panic and/or pace.

...that there are very few things I won't try...outside of skydiving, sushi, and skinny-dipping.

...that I am sassy, head-strong, and passionate. (one step shy of crazy, right?)

...that I love my life, my family, my friends, and my Heavenly Father.

...that I hate sarcasm, cold-calling, traffic, and those freakin' Head-On commercials.

...that I adore this blog and the fact that everyone who reads it finds me at least mildly entertaining. ;-)

Your turn to finish that sentence!